Need Not Apply

I always joke that when I die I will definitely go to hell, because it's more fun....better music, no angels singing a chorus all day long keeping you awake. I used to tell people that just in case I was working on my resume so I could apply for the devil's right hand position, just to enjoy some privilege - I think I'm good for the job. Then I landed in Arizona and learned what hot really means. Humidity or no humidity, it's still hot! And it has made me realize that maybe, just maybe, a job in hell is not the best thing........it's bound to be super hot, probably hotter than AZ........those singing angels are starting to sound good to me now.